so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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