sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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