I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm bleeding and have questions
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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