Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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