So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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