I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Randomize
