I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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