I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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