u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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