I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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