Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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