9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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