Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
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If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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