I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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