took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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