They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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