we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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