Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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