THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So vagazzling was a success
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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