Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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