with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You smell like stripper and shame
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
please come you make the beer taste better
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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