I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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