Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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