The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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