Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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