Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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