i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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