i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
