with your own penis?
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
