I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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