I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize