I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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