I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
it hurts more in the daytime
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize