It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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