My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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