paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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