i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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