It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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