And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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