How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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