She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
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