Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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