We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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