y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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