I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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