he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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