: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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