I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I lost the right to judge tonight
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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