"it" just moved
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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