So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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