I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
The Olympian is in my bed
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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