dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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