i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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