ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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